Buckle Up, Folks…This One’ll Take a Bit…Mueller’s a-Knockin’

Buckle Up, Folks…This One’ll Take a Bit…Mueller’s a-Knockin’

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Houston Drowns While Drumpf Tweets

Houston Drowns While Drumpf Tweets

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NUMBER TWO

NUMBER TWO

Vice-President

Mike Pence is the Patron Saint of Mediocre White Dudes, and the Roman God of Failing Upwards.

A Democrat in his youth, Pence, like many men of limited intelligence, turned to religious conservatism for the convenience of being able to end arguments by claiming God shares his every fear and prejudice, while forgiving his every shortcoming, how convenient.

POMPEY THE NOT GREAT

POMPEY THE NOT GREAT

Secretary of State

Mike Pompeo is one of those performatively pious fake Christians who loves using his loudly-claimed-but-seldom-followed faith like a cudgel while ignoring every single word of the actual Bible, including “and” and “the.”

Piss Hookers and Debtor’s Prisons and Ultrasonics, OH MY!

Piss Hookers and Debtor’s Prisons and Ultrasonics, OH MY!

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