MNUCHBAG

MNUCHBAG

Secretary of the Treasury

Steve Mnuchin, like his namesake, the Noise You Make When You’re Dry Heaving After Getting Food Poisoning From Eating Truck Stop Gas Station Roller Hot Pockets on a Road Trip, is deeply unpleasant, and may result in the involuntary voiding of foul-smelling bodily fluids.

Shart on a Hot Tin Roof

Shart on a Hot Tin Roof

Shower Cap Sign Up for My Updates! E-Mail Address Home Rogues Gallery About SC Contact Looking for Something? Search for: Follow @capshower Shower Cap @CapShower 15 hours ago It's the story all over. Meeting or exceeding last year's turnout. And Republicans think the...
THE GENERALS

THE GENERALS

Secretary of Defense
Chief of Staff
National Security Advisor

Holy shit, there are Generals all over the place these days, aren’t there?

Retired General James Mattis serves as Secretary of Defense. Retired General John Kelly ran Homeland Security for a bit, before becoming the Lead Executive Branch Babysitter, excuse me, Chief of Staff. H.R. McMaster’s the National Security Advisor, and hell, he’s still on active duty.

These are the Days of Bat Guano and Horror

These are the Days of Bat Guano and Horror

Shower Cap Sign Up for My Updates! E-Mail Address Home Rogues Gallery About SC Contact Looking for Something? Search for: Follow @capshower Shower Cap @CapShower 15 hours ago It's the story all over. Meeting or exceeding last year's turnout. And Republicans think the...
OL’ BEAUREGARD The President's Loyal Huntin' Dawg

OL’ BEAUREGARD The President's Loyal Huntin' Dawg

Attorney General

Jefferson Beauregard Sessions, third generation of his family to carry the name of a Confedarate piece of trash and also a second Confederate piece of trash, is living his dream. As Velveeta Goebbels’ Attorney General, he’s turning back the clock to a time when women and minorities knew their place, and mediocre white dudes like himself got to run everything, even if they weren’t especially bright.

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