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But Other Than That, How Was Breakfast, Mr. Manafort?

But Other Than That, How Was Breakfast, Mr. Manafort?

Hey, Happy Indictment Day, everyone! I'm partaking of the traditional Indictment Day IPA Six-pack...if this post mysteriously cuts off halfway through, it's because I've passed out on my keyboard, hammered and cackling. Before we enter the atmosphere to conduct a...

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Secret Shameful Sex Kinks of Pence and Nunes

Secret Shameful Sex Kinks of Pence and Nunes

Hmmm...really just a gentle madness drizzle today, at least by current standards. As though someone lightly dusted my breakfast oatmeal with just a pinch of bath salts, spiking my OJ with a mere half-bottle of cough syrup. Well, picking up where we left off yesterday,...

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Gather Ye Round For Tales of the LEGENDARY…Stephen Miller?

Gather Ye Round For Tales of the LEGENDARY…Stephen Miller?

Folks, I know that shit be cray. I know there's the impulse to say that it's like "the inmates are running the asylum." I just don't think that's quite fair. It's more like the inmates had a mail-in contest with all the other asylums, where they gave everybody a...

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Bob Mueller May Be Watching the Pee Tape RIGHT NOW

Bob Mueller May Be Watching the Pee Tape RIGHT NOW

Holy fuck, the madness is an inch thick in the air these days. If this blog post cuts out suddenly, it's because I'm walling myself up in the cellar with the Amontillado, and I don't know when the wifi will cut out. So let's jump right into the deep end of the pool,...

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9 Out of 10 Lions Say Nazis Are Tasty as Fuck

9 Out of 10 Lions Say Nazis Are Tasty as Fuck

Whelp, in the last couple of days our dipshit President has been called a blustering chimpanzee by Jane Goodall, and a "dotard" by that one chubby, belligerent North Korean fellow. Accuracy notwithstanding, it makes one sad that William Shakespeare won't get a crack...

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Juggalos > Deplorables/Saturday Night Fever Dream

Juggalos > Deplorables/Saturday Night Fever Dream

Hey there Resisters, I had a little time tonight, and I thought I'd check in on the madness before the orderlies sedate me. Princess Ivanka wants everyone to know that just cuz she's a high-level Presidential advisor doesn't mean it's reasonable for people to expect...

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Ho Ho Ho! Merry Flynn Flipping Day!

Ho Ho Ho! Merry Flynn Flipping Day!

A joyous Flynn Flipping Day to you all! This is truly my favorite holiday! Tonight, children will gather around the Flynn Flipping Tree to engage in the traditional Flynn Flipping Plea Bargaining Ceremony, where they stooge out their siblings' bad behavior in an...

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Seb Gorka’s Too Sexy For His Jordache Suede Vest and Other News

Seb Gorka’s Too Sexy For His Jordache Suede Vest and Other News

I must've left the Thanksgiving leftovers out overnight, right? They grew some sort of hallucinogenic mold, and the weekend's Pink Elephants on Parade insanity is just a figment of my imagination, right? ...right? Well, I wanna dive right into the largest controversy...

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Once they realized they were really passing the bill, they figured, "Hey, why not line our own pockets while we're here," and thus the #CorkerKickback was born. https://t.co/ijiTAKAZgf
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Just so we're clear on whether or not Mueller did anything illegal: https://t.co/5gFAF5KOjK

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