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Sooooooo...Greitens seems to be in jail, yo.

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Ho Ho Ho! Merry Flynn Flipping Day!

Ho Ho Ho! Merry Flynn Flipping Day!

A joyous Flynn Flipping Day to you all! This is truly my favorite holiday! Tonight, children will gather around the Flynn Flipping Tree to engage in the traditional Flynn Flipping Plea Bargaining Ceremony, where they stooge out their siblings' bad behavior in an...

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Seb Gorka’s Too Sexy For His Jordache Suede Vest and Other News

Seb Gorka’s Too Sexy For His Jordache Suede Vest and Other News

I must've left the Thanksgiving leftovers out overnight, right? They grew some sort of hallucinogenic mold, and the weekend's Pink Elephants on Parade insanity is just a figment of my imagination, right? ...right? Well, I wanna dive right into the largest controversy...

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Happy Thanksgiving!  Hope Lisa Murkowski Lets You Have Another One!

Happy Thanksgiving! Hope Lisa Murkowski Lets You Have Another One!

Well, Happy Thanksgiving, Resisters! This year I find myself shockingly appreciative for the absence of an initiated-by-a-pissing-contest-between-the-two-least-secure-men-on-the-planet nuclear war, so I'll give thanks for that, and for Special Counsel Bob Mueller and...

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Bernie Bernstein and the Pedophile of Azkaban, er, Alabama

Bernie Bernstein and the Pedophile of Azkaban, er, Alabama

Folks, I know I say it a lot, and perhaps the repetition has stripped the phrase of meaning, but...shit be cray. How cray? I'll tell you. Some Yodeling Cracker Thumb called 'Blake Shelton' was declared the "sexiest man alive." Dadbod isn't THAT in, okay? If Blake...

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Trump Junior Drops His Mixtape, “2 Dumb 2 Collude”

Trump Junior Drops His Mixtape, “2 Dumb 2 Collude”

Remember the days when you could read the news without wearing sterilized gloves? When you could check in on the various shenanigans and goings-on of the movers and shakers without needing bulk quantities of hand sanitizer and bleach nearby? Fuck, do we HAVE to keep...

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76 Fascists Led the Big Parade!  With 110 Klansmen Close at Hand!

76 Fascists Led the Big Parade! With 110 Klansmen Close at Hand!

Friends, I know the news batters us relentlessly these days, like a tornado in a hammer factory, but things aren't all bad! Why, Senator Angus King has successfully procured the lobster emoji his home state of Maine has long desired! WE'RE GONNA BE ALRIGHT! First of...

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Memo Williams: The Adventure Begins

Memo Williams: The Adventure Begins

I don't know how much more of this shit I can take, Resisters. I ate my therapy peacock three hours ago and now I'm picking my teeth with her last tail feather. "Oh, it can't be that bad, Cap. You're exaggerating, Cap. Let's poke around a bit, it'll calm you down."...

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THE STATE OF THE UNIOM IS THE UNIOM IS FUCKED!

THE STATE OF THE UNIOM IS THE UNIOM IS FUCKED!

Well, looks like Tom Hanks will be playing Mr. Rogers in a forthcoming biopic, and if that isn't the most heartwarming thing I've heard in months, I don't know what is. Cling to that image, of Tom Hanks warmly intoning, "Won't you be my neighbor?" because the rest of...

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Ron Johnson vs. the Secret Society of Voices in His Head

Ron Johnson vs. the Secret Society of Voices in His Head

Well, the Velveeta Vulgarian is out of the country for a bit. Less welcome at home than a wolverine with diarrhea, the President took his Desperate Need For Approval Since Daddy Never Loved Me Tour to Davos, hoping the world's financial elite would finally be...

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All these disgraced Republican sex criminals looking for work at the same time...if I may be so bold as to make a pitch:

CELEBRITY PERVERT APPRENTICE https://t.co/nk1Pk1kN8v
15 hours ago
Sooooooo...Greitens seems to be in jail, yo.

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