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Top GOP lawmaker calls for cutting Medicare and Social Security to reduce deficit after GOP tax cut https://t.co/oTgTsDDCd2 https://t.co/3SzHwijO0o
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Casual reminder that the definition of “perjury trap” is “interview with law enforcement.”

He only considers it a “perjury trap” because he is a habitual liar, and lying under oath is a crime. He literally believes it is somehow unfair to ask him to answer questions honestly. https://t.co/71SOzblkyk
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EXCLUSIVE: Trump says that speaking to Mueller's investigators in Russia probe could be a perjury trap; declines to say whether he will do an interview with Mueller's team https://t.co/ohTVDxQUfS

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Lies, Damned Lies, and Trump/Huckabee Sanders Lies

Lies, Damned Lies, and Trump/Huckabee Sanders Lies

It's another one of those days when you can't tell which is greater; the malevolence of the ruling regime and their allies, or their raw, mush-brained, imbecility. It's like watching a pack of meth-addled clowns attack the Lincoln Monument with hammers and hacksaws....

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Dipshit Diplomacy: Donnie Dotard’s Dumbfuck Doctrine

Dipshit Diplomacy: Donnie Dotard’s Dumbfuck Doctrine

Ah, another day trapped in the crappiest fun house ever. The Skee-Ball machine is broken, the mirrors make my hands tiny and my ass huge, and somebody left the clowns in charge. Well, the Marmalade Shartcannon finally backed out of the Iran nuclear deal, TAKE THAT...

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With Defense Attorneys Like Giuliani, Who Needs Prosecutors?

With Defense Attorneys Like Giuliani, Who Needs Prosecutors?

Just when you think shit can't get any crazier, enter Rudy Giuliani. Like you're making soup out of cat food, used toothbrushes, and broken glass, and you decide something's missing so you add a whole bunch of meth. Fuck it, let's get through this before I pass out....

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The News is Like Donnie Baba & the Forty Assholes Today

The News is Like Donnie Baba & the Forty Assholes Today

Well shit, folks, I got half a dozen push notifications about some fancy British lady living large on public funds squeezing out a baby, so it must be a slow fucking news day, right? Wonder if there's even anything worth blogging about... Boy, that House Republican...

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Coming This Fall From Marvel: Sean Hannity and the TAINT TEAM!

Coming This Fall From Marvel: Sean Hannity and the TAINT TEAM!

Holy hell, folks. It’s like America moved into a giant cave, filled with bats, and they're just showering layer after layer of batshit insanity down upon our weary heads. Well. Strap on your seatbelt and get ready for another installment. Kentucky Governor Matt Bevin...

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Welcome Back, Comey, Starring Rod Rosenstein as Horshack

Welcome Back, Comey, Starring Rod Rosenstein as Horshack

Today we learned that the hand dryers in public restrooms have literally been blowing hot shit all over us for our entire lives. If there's a more perfect metaphor for life in America under Donald Trump, I shudder to imagine it. John Bolton and the Genocidal Mustache...

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With Friends Like Rudy Giuliani, Who Needs Special Counsels?

With Friends Like Rudy Giuliani, Who Needs Special Counsels?

Fucking hell, what a weekend. You saw where John Lewis was suddenly hospitalized and you were all, “2018, you motherfucker! DON'T. YOU. DARE.” But then Lewis was discharged with a clean bill of health, and Ruth Bader Ginsberg said she was planning on serving for at...

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Honestly, isn't following the news these days mostly a matter of getting updates about Assholes being Assholes?

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1 day ago
I just didn't see this coming. (Slow, deadpan turn towards the camera.) https://t.co/5dhcK8pTyY
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The Hill @thehill
Top GOP lawmaker calls for cutting Medicare and Social Security to reduce deficit after GOP tax cut https://t.co/oTgTsDDCd2 https://t.co/3SzHwijO0o
1 day ago
Casual reminder that the definition of “perjury trap” is “interview with law enforcement.”

He only considers it a “perjury trap” because he is a habitual liar, and lying under oath is a crime. He literally believes it is somehow unfair to ask him to answer questions honestly. https://t.co/71SOzblkyk
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Reuters Politics @ReutersPolitics
EXCLUSIVE: Trump says that speaking to Mueller's investigators in Russia probe could be a perjury trap; declines to say whether he will do an interview with Mueller's team https://t.co/ohTVDxQUfS

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