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The Tangelo-Tinted Taint Tumor’s Tedious Tariff Tantrum

The Tangelo-Tinted Taint Tumor’s Tedious Tariff Tantrum

Hey, be careful out there, Resisters. 2019 just killed Doris Day, it's trying to kill Jimmy Carter, and heaven knows who's next. What I'm saying is, strap on a helmet and some galoshes, and break out the rubber umbrella, because the shitstorm shows no signs of abating...

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Just Another Manic Monday…er, “Constitutional Crisis”

Just Another Manic Monday…er, “Constitutional Crisis”

 Ho hum, just another day in the never-ending struggle between the forces of good and evil. Here in the real world we don't have shiny costumes or dragons...actually, it's mostly very old white people in boring suits mumbling and writing letters to one another, but...

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Snitty Snitty Bang Bang, and Other News From This Week in Hell

Snitty Snitty Bang Bang, and Other News From This Week in Hell

 Hey there Shower Captives, I'm a day late this week, for which I apologize. Look, when the news achieves “Alleged Russian spy beluga defects to Norway for nose scratches” levels of madness, sometimes you need to take a step back and drink yourself into a stupor....

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Scary Monsters, Super Creeps, & Stephen Miller (Who is Both)

Scary Monsters, Super Creeps, & Stephen Miller (Who is Both)

Good gravy, I don't know how much more of this shit I can take. The news today is like a facehugger from Alien got drunk on moonshine from a still in Pam Geller's back yard before depositing eggs directly into George Orwell's subconscious. Put on a fuckin’ helmet...

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