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Further Thanks, Further Apologies

Further Thanks, Further Apologies

 My friends,Thank you so much for you very kind words in response to yesterday’s post. I can’t express how much that outpouring of support meant to me. I have the best readers a fake superhero could ask for.Regrettably, real life keeps coming between us this week. My...

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A Little Apology, and a Lotta Gratitude

A Little Apology, and a Lotta Gratitude

 Hey folks,I want to do something a little different tonight. So yeah...first let me apologize real quick for the recent wonkiness of the blog schedule. There’s been some real life stuff, and honestly I’m still trying to adjust to the Dem-primary-driven news cycle;...

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Oh, You Can Have Your Iowa Caucus Results…IN HELL!!!!

Oh, You Can Have Your Iowa Caucus Results…IN HELL!!!!

 Oh ho, and now the madness bleeds over onto the blue side of the field, how charming! I admit, I kinda liked having a little island of sanity to rest my weary head upon when necessary, but no, it’s caucus time, bitches, and nowhere is safe now! Sigh. Let’s do that...

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I’ve Read 25 Books About America…Fuck It, I’M PRESIDENT NOW!

I’ve Read 25 Books About America…Fuck It, I’M PRESIDENT NOW!

  Oh, hello! I didn’t hear you come in! I was out back, burying my country. Yeah, we’re gonna do a little service on Sunday, nothing fancy, but bring a casserole or a pie or something. Let’s round up the news real quick, because I have some serious drinking to...

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Ah, the First Shitstorm of the Year! Delightful!

Ah, the First Shitstorm of the Year! Delightful!

 Last week, I was driven right up to the edge of madness, a perfectly reasonable reaction to all the vag candle news and whatnot. If anything pushes me all the way off the cliff, it’s learning that there’re somehow folks who look around our poor, hurting, world, from...

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Obamagate and Other Shitty Fairy Tales

Obamagate and Other Shitty Fairy Tales

  To fend off the boredom, I’ve purchased a small container of little green army men. I set ‘em up on a table, and I pretend they’re armed wingnuts, protesting stay-at-home orders. Then I pretend one of them has asymptomatic COVID-19, and I move him through the...

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Why Are You Even Reading This, Instead of Dying For the Economy?

Why Are You Even Reading This, Instead of Dying For the Economy?

 When we tell the stories of these batguano-coated days to our grandchildren, the sudden appearance of murder hornets is when they’re gonna roll their eyes and tell us we’re full of shit. Fuck ‘em. They weren’t there. We had to live through all this crap:Many have...

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Dissecting the Conservative Brain During the Age of Coronavirus

Dissecting the Conservative Brain During the Age of Coronavirus

  So, how’re you holding up under quarantine? Is your family driving you mad yet? Are you beginning to entertain Saw film fantasies about your spouse/parent/child/roommate? Feel free to discuss your grotesque, labyrinthine, plots in the comments; don’t worry,...

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