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Ross Douthat writing a column called “The Case Against Meritocracy”is really the most obvious thing in all human history, isn't it?

Spent my workout in “conversation” with the nuttiest Berner I've ever come across (A Tim Canova stan, if you can believe it.)

They are TERRIFIED of Beto, y’all. It makes me all moist n’ stuff. https://t.co/3KSWAZb5nh
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Ready for the Kavanaugh Round-Up?  Keep a Barf Bag Handy.

Ready for the Kavanaugh Round-Up? Keep a Barf Bag Handy.

Hey there, Shower Captives, I'm back from a much-needed weekend of re-charging and relaxation, courtesy of Riot Fest Chicago. I tried to go cold turkey, but I confess I kept checking the news until my battery died and I was forced to just, y'know...live in the moment...

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Petulant Pissant President Proves Pusillanimous, Poops Pants

Petulant Pissant President Proves Pusillanimous, Poops Pants

Today, the biggest news story in the world revolved around whether or not the President of the United States could be forced to act like an adult. As I have stated on many occasions, I would very much like to wake up now. And if I can't wake up, I'll settle for...

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Why’re all these White Supremacists So…Y’know…Shitty?

Why’re all these White Supremacists So…Y’know…Shitty?

I'm a little extra loopy tonight, chums. I assume that's cuz I mixed a little asbestos into my customary six-pack. Carcinogenic? Perhaps. But it's one helluva party. Just to get the shitty news out of the way early, white supremacist megagrifter KKKris KKKobach,...

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If These are the Best People, God Save Us From the Fourth Best

If These are the Best People, God Save Us From the Fourth Best

I've resigned myself to the fact that I no longer live in the real world. Somehow I fell into some mediocre novelist's vanity project, heavily influenced by Clancy, le Carré, Seuss, Birthday-Party-era Nick Cave, and far-too-readily-available cheap weed. It's not fair,...

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Happy Flush Alex Jones Day, Everybody!

Happy Flush Alex Jones Day, Everybody!

I'm probably gonna regret saying this...I know we're nowhere near out of the woods yet, and I know things will probably get worse before they get better. Still, sifting through the usual shitstorm of madness today...is it my imagination or was there just a weeeeee bit...

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With Friends Like Rudy Giuliani, Who Needs Special Counsels?

With Friends Like Rudy Giuliani, Who Needs Special Counsels?

Fucking hell, what a weekend. You saw where John Lewis was suddenly hospitalized and you were all, “2018, you motherfucker! DON'T. YOU. DARE.” But then Lewis was discharged with a clean bill of health, and Ruth Bader Ginsberg said she was planning on serving for at...

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Ross Douthat writing a column called “The Case Against Meritocracy”is really the most obvious thing in all human history, isn't it?

Spent my workout in “conversation” with the nuttiest Berner I've ever come across (A Tim Canova stan, if you can believe it.)

They are TERRIFIED of Beto, y’all. It makes me all moist n’ stuff. https://t.co/3KSWAZb5nh
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