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Still room in the clown car glove box for Louie Gohmert. https://t.co/JXT5pc9VTi



The difference between the Democrats AOC attacks and AOC herself is that Democrats have achieved progress for the American people while AOC hasn’t. Ever. Not once. https://t.co/n9PmIWZsCi

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. @AOC today: “ We don’t have a left party in the United States. The Democratic Party is not a left party. The Democratic Party is a center, or a center-conservative party” https://t.co/FIVjsa1Rxf

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This is Totally Not Mitt Romney’s Secret Blog, WINK WINK

This is Totally Not Mitt Romney’s Secret Blog, WINK WINK

 Hey there Shower Captives, apologies for missing our longstanding Monday night date; sometimes even bathrobed superheroes need a mental health day, and anyway, I knew the Screeching Madness Void would be right there waiting for me when I came back, it’s not like...

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Turks Trick Trump, Transform Trust to Treachery

Turks Trick Trump, Transform Trust to Treachery

  Well, if you had “it'll get worse before it gets better” in your office pool, you won a bunch of money, cuz holy fuck, things're BAD out there, my friends. In my great and unmatched drunkenness, I shall attempt to guide you through this shitshow; safety most...

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Read This Blog, or I Shall Declare Civil War Upon You

Read This Blog, or I Shall Declare Civil War Upon You

 Shit, as the poet once said, has gotten real. I feel like I need to triple my typing speed just to keep up with everything. The news is moving so fucking fast right now, I must ask your forgiveness in advance if I miss a story here and there, like maybe a small war...

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The One With Brett Kavanaugh’s Junk

The One With Brett Kavanaugh’s Junk

 So, I enjoyed a much-needed weekend away from the headlines, partaking of good music and good company at this year's Riot Fest. Regrettably, I did not take any drugs while I was there, so I'm forced to conclude all this news I'm catching up on today is tragically...

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Wilbur Ross Earned His Junior Dictator Decoder Ring This Week

Wilbur Ross Earned His Junior Dictator Decoder Ring This Week

 I'm increasingly convinced none of this is really happening. At some point in the fall of 2016, I took a boat trip that I no longer recollect, during which I was swallowed by a whale, a whale which then swallowed a second boat, packed with hallucinogenic drugs, and...

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SOS! Trapped in Category 5 Shitstorm! Please Send Nukes!

SOS! Trapped in Category 5 Shitstorm! Please Send Nukes!

  My most irrational fear lately is that there somehow won’t be enough news to justify updating this blog every few days. All of my other fears, like, say, “I sure hope the President of the United States doesn't call for civil war on Twitter if he loses in 2020,”...

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Let’s Make This Don & Rudy’s Last Good Xmas for a Loooooong Time

Let’s Make This Don & Rudy’s Last Good Xmas for a Loooooong Time

 ‘Twas the night before Xmas, the whole world was dreamingOf a glorious day without Trump’s endless screamingThe stockings are filled with crap meant to amuseThis rhyming shit’s too hard, let’s just do the newsWhile you read this blog, know that Hairplug Himmler keeps...

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On Oafs and Oaths, Broken Laws and Broken Jaws

On Oafs and Oaths, Broken Laws and Broken Jaws

 So, I’ve had a super-sexxxy day, watching along as swing-district House Dems announce, one by one, their intention to vote for the articles of impeachment, and I kinda wanna travel back in time to show my teenage self how cool my life is now, but that kid already had...

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Can’t Photoshop Your Way Out of Impeachment, Dotard

Can’t Photoshop Your Way Out of Impeachment, Dotard

 I’ve written Santa more than three dozen letters asking him to please please please just let me wake the fuck up, but at this point I’m once again forced to conclude that this is indeed real life. The good news, I suppose, is that the beer is also real; let’s round...

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Still room in the clown car glove box for Louie Gohmert. https://t.co/JXT5pc9VTi



The difference between the Democrats AOC attacks and AOC herself is that Democrats have achieved progress for the American people while AOC hasn’t. Ever. Not once. https://t.co/n9PmIWZsCi

Ibrahim
@ibrahimpols
. @AOC today: “ We don’t have a left party in the United States. The Democratic Party is not a left party. The Democratic Party is a center, or a center-conservative party” https://t.co/FIVjsa1Rxf

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