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Flushing Day is Upon Us At Last! Oh Joy! Oh Rapture!

Flushing Day is Upon Us At Last! Oh Joy! Oh Rapture!

 Well, my antifa comrades, I can scarcely believe the day has finally arrived. Operation: Jade Helm has entered its final stages, and the destruction of the suburbs is imminent. Time to see what this coalition, forged by four years of relentless Resistance, can do....

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Election Week in Hell: An Expectedly Butthole-Heavy News Cycle

Election Week in Hell: An Expectedly Butthole-Heavy News Cycle

 Ah, it’s the most wonderful time of the year! No doubt you’re enjoying your frantic doomscrolling, your increasingly nuanced opinions on individual pollsters, and the mocking striptease of the calendar, peeling off those last few pages, as we await our fate. I’ll cut...

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Goody Higgins is a Witch, and Other Tales of Republican Madness

Goody Higgins is a Witch, and Other Tales of Republican Madness

 So, everything is, obviously, still largely insane, but, I dunno...it’s starting to feel like maybe we’re near the end of the detox scene in Trainspotting? Like, we got through the baby-on-the-ceiling part, and maybe we’re finally approaching a point when life will...

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Plague, Voter Suppression, and Willard Romney’s Thoughts on Tone

Plague, Voter Suppression, and Willard Romney’s Thoughts on Tone

 October, 2020. I never thought it would actually come. Things are fairly insane, as we knew they’d be, but I admit I’m pleasantly surprised by the relative lack of signs which could be construed as compatible with the End Times mythology of any major world religion....

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This Week in Hell: Idiot White Men and the World They’re Ruining

This Week in Hell: Idiot White Men and the World They’re Ruining

 It’s weird to be so confined, so solitary and stationary, while this mad age whizzes by on the screens of our little devices. It’s like being trapped, barefoot, on a treadmill made of sewage and broken glass that we can never, ever, ever, ever shut off. Yup yup,...

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Your FACE is an Anarchist Jurisdiction, and Other Tales of Fascism

Your FACE is an Anarchist Jurisdiction, and Other Tales of Fascism

 So, the shitstorm refused to abate even long enough to let us grieve. We didn’t really expect it to. And we’re tired, sure, but we’re battle-hardened by now. Fascism relies on overwhelming the populace, pelting us with turd upon turd until we’re so worn down and...

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Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, FUCK, Fucking Fuck, and Other News

Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, FUCK, Fucking Fuck, and Other News

 You ever find yourself watching the news, and suddenly wondering if somebody maybe gave Jake Tapper some bad acid and replaced his notes with long-lost outtakes from Naked Lunch? It can’t be just me. One of the ways we know we’re in Hell, like the Hell, and not just...

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This Week in Hell: Everything is Stupid and Dangerous and I Hate It

This Week in Hell: Everything is Stupid and Dangerous and I Hate It

 I spend way too much time these days watching choosy Republicans choose fascism, for reasons that are awful and terrifying, of course, but also SO FUCKING DUMB. Like, I get the authoritarianism thing, but wouldn’t you rather be ground beneath the jackboot of a despot...

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Is Josh Hawley America’s Next Top Fascist? Tune in to Find Out!

Is Josh Hawley America’s Next Top Fascist? Tune in to Find Out!

 Ah, who doesn’t love the promise of a brand new year, particularly one in which the likelihood of the American President tear-gassing peaceful protesters in front of the White House is set to drop so dramatically? ‘Course, you knew 2020 wasn’t gonna let us go without...

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Xmas Week in Hell: Still Awful and Stupid, Just Colder

Xmas Week in Hell: Still Awful and Stupid, Just Colder

 Only thing I asked Santa for this year was for Xmas to bring me one day closer to Joe n’ Kamala’s inauguration, and I got that, wrapped tastefully, with a bow I can reuse next year and everything, but it must be noted, my stocking was filled with the same smoldering...

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