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Civil War II: The One Over the Post Office?

Civil War II: The One Over the Post Office?

 Oh wow, things sure are zany these days. Zany zany zany. There’s this zany fascist destroying American democracy from the inside out, which is totally wacky and not at all terrifying. Well, I sure hope I’m not living through the Constitution’s dying days ha ha ha...

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Endless, Inescapable American Carnage: It Is What It Is.

Endless, Inescapable American Carnage: It Is What It Is.

 Welp, pretty normal day, honestly. Of course, lately “normal” means “a complete and total failure of government has left the United States utterly paralyzed before a pandemic much of the rest of the world has contained, also there’s a debate about whether or not to...

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Welp, Guess We’re Talking About Demon Spooj Today.

Welp, Guess We’re Talking About Demon Spooj Today.

 I really don’t understand how we got here, friends. I think one overlooked possibility is that somebody found a magic lamp and wanted to see what it would look like if Gordon Gekko sold Wonderland to the shittiest people he knew. I’m certainly open to other theories,...

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Fascist Idiots Fuck Up Literally Everything, Part LXXXVII

Fascist Idiots Fuck Up Literally Everything, Part LXXXVII

 Hey there, Resisters, hope the federal government hasn’t abducted you into an unmarked van, but if they have, I hope you’re getting good enough reception in there to read my shit. Things’re just gonna keep getting crazier and crazier out here, so you may be better...

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Thirty Two Short Films About Confederate Monuments

Thirty Two Short Films About Confederate Monuments

 Shit, even I can’t tell the difference between this blog and the last one anymore. I feel like “instead of fighting the coronavirus, President Crotchrot opted to unleash a racist tirade reminiscent of that one time Grandad got your whole family banned from Denny’s...

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This Week in Hell: Coronavirus and White Supremacy. Yes, Again.

This Week in Hell: Coronavirus and White Supremacy. Yes, Again.

 I think it’s cute that I’m even bothering to write tonight, when I know all y’all are watching Hamilton. And that’s fine, you absolutely deserve the break. I assume the folks that’re actually reading this are the sadomasochistic news junkies that couldn’t look away...

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Trump 2020: Dead Traitors and Dog Whistles

Trump 2020: Dead Traitors and Dog Whistles

 Reading the news these days is like running with the bulls, only instead of bulls they’re really angry clowns and instead of running you’re just sitting in the middle of the street, having a bad acid trip, while the clowns trample you. And then you wake up the next...

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This Week in Hell: Idiot White Men and the World They’re Ruining

This Week in Hell: Idiot White Men and the World They’re Ruining

 It’s weird to be so confined, so solitary and stationary, while this mad age whizzes by on the screens of our little devices. It’s like being trapped, barefoot, on a treadmill made of sewage and broken glass that we can never, ever, ever, ever shut off. Yup yup,...

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Lindsey Graham attempts to beg for money a second time in one interview and is cut off https://t.co/SqSHt7Vwz5

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