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The Week That Was, From SotU to Cindy McCain: White Savior!

The Week That Was, From SotU to Cindy McCain: White Savior!

Y'know what? I'm calling bullshit at this point. I'm plugged into the Matrix, and the bug robots are feeding me nothing but Mountain Dew and acid. None of this shit can possibly be real…can it?There are apparently no white dudes anywhere in Virginia that didn't spend...

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Placid Pelosi Plucks Petulant President’s Pulpit…Perfection!

Placid Pelosi Plucks Petulant President’s Pulpit…Perfection!

Folks, at this point, I'd really love it if a bunch of orderlies burst through the door, tied me to a hospital bed, and administered shock therapy, because that might mean that I'm locked up in an asylum in a bad 50's movie, and that none of this is really happening....

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The Bonespur Butthead Bigot’s Burger Blunder, and Other Bnews

The Bonespur Butthead Bigot’s Burger Blunder, and Other Bnews

Well folks, I keep on pinching myself, and I can't seem to wake up, so I am resigned to the conclusion that all this shit is indeed happening in real life. And people wonder why I drink. Well, let's dive in...Just to get the boring shit out of the way up front, Forbes...

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Presidential Shutdown Strategy: Walls Within Walls, Maaaaaaan

Presidential Shutdown Strategy: Walls Within Walls, Maaaaaaan

Hey hey, Shower Captives! Kind of a slow day, I almost didn't think it was worth bloggin’ about HA HA JUST KIDDING THERE WAS ACTUALLY ALL KINDS OF CRAZY SHIT GOING ON BUT I WAS ALL, “NAH, NOT MUCH NEWS,” SEE WHAT I DID THERE?Anyway...shit be cray. Let's do this.So,...

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The National Emergency is the President is a Malevolent Dumbass

The National Emergency is the President is a Malevolent Dumbass

Hello Shower Captives, welcome to tonight's madness roundup! You’ll no doubt be pleased to learn that the weekend brought many many (many) more articles on the Congresswoman Who Cried Motherfucker than on the thousands of children still detained in concentration camps...

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Shutdown Fever, or, The Slats in the Cradle and the Silver Spoon

Shutdown Fever, or, The Slats in the Cradle and the Silver Spoon

Forgive me for running behind this week, Shower Captives, I was busy trying to craft anatomically-correct gingerbread MEN, the way God intended, you feminazis! Pleased to report I have perfected my recipe, so you can expect my scrumptious, patriarchy-reinforcing...

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