Wednesday, April 12th, 2017
Well folks, while not quite up to standards of some of the more chaotic trips around the sun since the Marmalade Shartcannon took office, I hope everyone invested in fertilizer manufacturers, because today was another Bat Guano Nutty Day.
We all woke up and immediately checked in on that deleted scene from V FOR VENDETTA where the guy gets bloodied in the process of being dragged off an airplane by law enforcement for refusing to give up his seat when the airline wanted to give it to an employee on an overbooked flight after he’d already boarded.
Wait, what? That was real life? You’re shitting me.
Friday, April 7th, 2017
Oh wow.
Shit be cray, people. Shit be cray.
Today’s news was like if a Tom Clancy novel fucked the notebook where Hunter S. Thompson kept the ideas he thought were “too weird” on top of a big stack of Frank Miller comics. Not the good ones, the recent, shitty, super-racist ones.
Monday, March 27th, 2017
And you may find yourself
On the floor of the House
With your horrible bill
And your horrible press
And you may say to yourself
Well
How did I get here?
Friday, March 24th, 2017
So the day started with the whole “Paul Manafort was a paid foreign agent collecting millions of dollars annually to work on Putin’s behalf and by the way he may have embezzled a few mil from an oligarch there at end” story, and he was the Shart’s campaign manager and that is close to as big a story as I have seen in my life, truly. I really don’t think one single moment of the Obama years even approached “President’s campaign was managed by an agent acting on Putin’s behalf,” but correct me if I’m wrong.
