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ODD YARNS is a 22-page flip-book tribute to Marvel’s classic Silver Age double-feature titles, and the classic superhero values that would one day lead me to don a Captain America bathrobe and luchador mask to oppose the forces of American fascism with all the poop jokes I could muster.

American Madness Journal

Oh, Y’know, Just a Death Cult Doin’ Death Cult Stuff

Oh, Y’know, Just a Death Cult Doin’ Death Cult Stuff

 Well friends, things’re more or less exactly the same as when last we met, which is to say, grease-fire-in-the-bath-salts-factory-behind-the-clown-college-level insane. So grab a raincoat and some galoshes, let’s wade through this sewage together, wheeeeeeee! As a...

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Show Me on the Doll Where Critical Race Theory Touched You

Show Me on the Doll Where Critical Race Theory Touched You

 I don’t know about y’all, but the first post-Turd Reich Independence Day felt pretty dang sweet to this masked drunkard. The simple absence of cheap, banana republic military spectacles was a welcome departure, for a start. Ultimately, I suppose I prefer my assholes...

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QAnon, Zyklon B, and the Rest of the Wingnut Alphabet

QAnon, Zyklon B, and the Rest of the Wingnut Alphabet

 Life ain’t bad these days, huh? Sun’s out, stuff’s opening back up, and if you don’t stand downwind, you’ll barely even notice the stench of fascism as it takes root on the American right. Still, before we embark on a richly-deserved weekend of sweet, sweet normalcy,...

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The One With the Republican Party’s Hard Turn Against Democracy

The One With the Republican Party’s Hard Turn Against Democracy

 Shots in arms. Money in pockets. Smilin’ Joe Biden’s approval rating holdin’ steady, even rising. Shit, if it wasn’t for all the crazed, violent white supremacists poppin’ up all over the place, we’d be on the brink of the best summer ever. Well, let’s chronicle this...

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Lies, Damned Lies, and Lies About Beer Being Made From Meat

Lies, Damned Lies, and Lies About Beer Being Made From Meat

 Republicans have yet to find a test of human decency too basic to enthusiastically fail, so ain’t it great they’re not in charge anymore? The news has two settings these days: Democrats fixing shit, and Republicans running around, screaming and rubbing poo all over...

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Oh, the Sharts You Can Shart, and Other Cancelled Dr. Seuss Books

Oh, the Sharts You Can Shart, and Other Cancelled Dr. Seuss Books

 Look, I certainly appreciate that the poo-flinging howler monkeys are no longer in charge. And I realize that it is not reasonable at this relatively early point in time to expect a political environment in which zero poo is flung at me by zero howler monkeys, but...

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Fox, Facebook, and Other Monsters Under America’s Bed

Fox, Facebook, and Other Monsters Under America’s Bed

 Hey, before we get started tonight, a quick pro tip for the savvy news consumer: laminate the daily paper before reading it; that way, when one of the many stories of ascendant American fascism inevitably causes you to projectile vomit, you don’t render unread...

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Must’ve Been Some Sort of Sale on Nazi Shit This Week. Yikes.

Must’ve Been Some Sort of Sale on Nazi Shit This Week. Yikes.

 I never thought I’d wax nostalgic over the days when the sole purpose of the Republican Party was to make rich people richer, but now that they’re bringing equal guile and fervor to efforts to feed and grow their shiny new fascist death cult base, I confess I...

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Creeping Fascism SUXX, and Other Hot Takes

Creeping Fascism SUXX, and Other Hot Takes

 This week has been…an unusually specific We Didn’t Start the Fire verse, and that’s all I’m going to say on the matter. You may want to put on something splatter-proof before proceeding. I mean, what the fuck. A whistleblower granted the world a terrifying peek...

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