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A very special Shower Cap roundup ahead of the holiday weekend:

“First of all, fuck you for trying to conflate yourself with the state, you bloated old bastard. If America wore golf pants, she’d sure as shit pull ‘em off better than you do.” https://t.co/Owclhi2D6T

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The National Emergency is the President is a Malevolent Dumbass

The National Emergency is the President is a Malevolent Dumbass

Hello Shower Captives, welcome to tonight's madness roundup! You’ll no doubt be pleased to learn that the weekend brought many many (many) more articles on the Congresswoman Who Cried Motherfucker than on the thousands of children still detained in concentration camps...

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Shutdown Fever, or, The Slats in the Cradle and the Silver Spoon

Shutdown Fever, or, The Slats in the Cradle and the Silver Spoon

Forgive me for running behind this week, Shower Captives, I was busy trying to craft anatomically-correct gingerbread MEN, the way God intended, you feminazis! Pleased to report I have perfected my recipe, so you can expect my scrumptious, patriarchy-reinforcing...

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White Supremacist Terror Week Sucks.  I Miss Infrastructure Week.

White Supremacist Terror Week Sucks. I Miss Infrastructure Week.

Well, with the midterms a few short days away, Infrastructure Week has given way to White Supremacist Terror Week, and I confess, watching the American President do everything he can to provoke division, fear, and outright hatred, I'm nostalgic for the early days of...

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Scary Monsters, Super Creeps, & Stephen Miller (Who is Both)

Scary Monsters, Super Creeps, & Stephen Miller (Who is Both)

Good gravy, I don't know how much more of this shit I can take. The news today is like a facehugger from Alien got drunk on moonshine from a still in Pam Geller's back yard before depositing eggs directly into George Orwell's subconscious. Put on a fuckin’ helmet...

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A very special Shower Cap roundup ahead of the holiday weekend:

“First of all, fuck you for trying to conflate yourself with the state, you bloated old bastard. If America wore golf pants, she’d sure as shit pull ‘em off better than you do.” https://t.co/Owclhi2D6T

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