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Dipshit Diplomacy: Donnie Dotard’s Dumbfuck Doctrine

Dipshit Diplomacy: Donnie Dotard’s Dumbfuck Doctrine

Ah, another day trapped in the crappiest fun house ever. The Skee-Ball machine is broken, the mirrors make my hands tiny and my ass huge, and somebody left the clowns in charge. Well, the Marmalade Shartcannon finally backed out of the Iran nuclear deal, TAKE THAT...

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With Defense Attorneys Like Giuliani, Who Needs Prosecutors?

With Defense Attorneys Like Giuliani, Who Needs Prosecutors?

Just when you think shit can't get any crazier, enter Rudy Giuliani. Like you're making soup out of cat food, used toothbrushes, and broken glass, and you decide something's missing so you add a whole bunch of meth. Fuck it, let's get through this before I pass out....

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The News is Like Donnie Baba & the Forty Assholes Today

The News is Like Donnie Baba & the Forty Assholes Today

Well shit, folks, I got half a dozen push notifications about some fancy British lady living large on public funds squeezing out a baby, so it must be a slow fucking news day, right? Wonder if there's even anything worth blogging about... Boy, that House Republican...

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Coming This Fall From Marvel: Sean Hannity and the TAINT TEAM!

Coming This Fall From Marvel: Sean Hannity and the TAINT TEAM!

Holy hell, folks. It’s like America moved into a giant cave, filled with bats, and they're just showering layer after layer of batshit insanity down upon our weary heads. Well. Strap on your seatbelt and get ready for another installment. Kentucky Governor Matt Bevin...

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Welcome Back, Comey, Starring Rod Rosenstein as Horshack

Welcome Back, Comey, Starring Rod Rosenstein as Horshack

Today we learned that the hand dryers in public restrooms have literally been blowing hot shit all over us for our entire lives. If there's a more perfect metaphor for life in America under Donald Trump, I shudder to imagine it. John Bolton and the Genocidal Mustache...

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1001 Scott Pruitt Scandals You Must Read About Before You Die

1001 Scott Pruitt Scandals You Must Read About Before You Die

DISCLAIMER: In the time it takes you to read this post, scholars believe as many as 11.3 new Scott Pruitt scandals will break. Proceed at your own risk. So President Dunning-Kruger Overdrive watched some idiotic, hyperbolic, fear-mongering, immigration segment on Fux...

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Couple polls show FL-15 is much closer than expected, so I’m working up a new entry for the ol’ action guide and anyway what I'm trying to tell you is that I just spilled beer on my own head.
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Unbelievable. Literally. https://t.co/oG9eiwNBzO
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Reuters Top News @Reuters
MORE: Saudi Arabia says a fight broke out between Khashoggi and people who met him in the consulate and led to his death https://t.co/5Ot1RYM5E7

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