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It's the story all over. Meeting or exceeding last year's turnout.

And Republicans think the people will take their side in the shutdown.

Not too bright, are they? https://t.co/GNFQkEdrPy
13 hours ago
I’m sure the turnout will be intimidating and impressive. https://t.co/3l6gFmELSv

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Gather Ye Round For Tales of the LEGENDARY…Stephen Miller?

Gather Ye Round For Tales of the LEGENDARY…Stephen Miller?

Folks, I know that shit be cray. I know there's the impulse to say that it's like "the inmates are running the asylum." I just don't think that's quite fair. It's more like the inmates had a mail-in contest with all the other asylums, where they gave everybody a...

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Bob Mueller May Be Watching the Pee Tape RIGHT NOW

Bob Mueller May Be Watching the Pee Tape RIGHT NOW

Holy fuck, the madness is an inch thick in the air these days. If this blog post cuts out suddenly, it's because I'm walling myself up in the cellar with the Amontillado, and I don't know when the wifi will cut out. So let's jump right into the deep end of the pool,...

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9 Out of 10 Lions Say Nazis Are Tasty as Fuck

9 Out of 10 Lions Say Nazis Are Tasty as Fuck

Whelp, in the last couple of days our dipshit President has been called a blustering chimpanzee by Jane Goodall, and a "dotard" by that one chubby, belligerent North Korean fellow. Accuracy notwithstanding, it makes one sad that William Shakespeare won't get a crack...

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Juggalos > Deplorables/Saturday Night Fever Dream

Juggalos > Deplorables/Saturday Night Fever Dream

Hey there Resisters, I had a little time tonight, and I thought I'd check in on the madness before the orderlies sedate me. Princess Ivanka wants everyone to know that just cuz she's a high-level Presidential advisor doesn't mean it's reasonable for people to expect...

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Ted Cruz is Not Wanking to This Post…OR IS HE?!?!

Ted Cruz is Not Wanking to This Post…OR IS HE?!?!

Wouldja believe I got my Monday night blog up like, six minutes before the Ted Cruz porn story broke? Luckily, America's still laughing at America's Most Punchable Senator, ironically pounding on himself. Anyway, I'm wrapped up snugly in my pumpkin spice...

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I Bet Paul Ryan’s Sick of Frankenstein References By Now

I Bet Paul Ryan’s Sick of Frankenstein References By Now

Well, I haven't had time to check in with the usual roundup, been so busy getting the site launched...is shit still cray? Hmmm...wildfires raging all across the west, right on L.A.'s doorstep...the second major hurricane in a month tearing through the Caribbean on its...

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In Praise of the Snowflake

In Praise of the Snowflake

Ever been called a “Snowflake?”

‘Course you have. That’s the go-to play in the Cult45 toolkit. “Go back to your SAFE SPACE, SNOWFLAKE,” screeches the little Trumpkin, who then high-fives himself.

I get a kick out of it, personally.

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Houston Drowns While Drumpf Tweets

Houston Drowns While Drumpf Tweets

I try to take the weekends off, y'know? Watch some baseball, read a little, sleep in...step away from the news. And then I pick it back up on Monday, and it's like every horror-movie scream in history stacked one on top of the other, blasted directly into my brain via...

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Piss Hookers and Debtor’s Prisons and Ultrasonics, OH MY!

Piss Hookers and Debtor’s Prisons and Ultrasonics, OH MY!

Kinda calm today, wasn't it? At least by the ever-plummeting standards of America in 2017? Nobody blew up Guam, so why make a fuss, right? Today was merely dropping-acid-in-the-House-of-Mirrors crazy, rather than the Marquis-de-Sade-directs-a-SAW-film nightmare we're...

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Shart on a Hot Tin Roof

Shart on a Hot Tin Roof

Before we get started tonight, I want to do something a little different. This blog can come off a little bit Anti-Trump, but I want everybody to know that I am both fair AND balanced, and I am fully capable of giving credit where credit is due. So a big fat fucking...

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These are the Days of Bat Guano and Horror

These are the Days of Bat Guano and Horror

Hey folks, I don't believe we've spoken since Steve Bannon's swollen thorax got dragged from the White House, coating the floors with a sticky, viscous, gin-smelling fluid, which my sources tell me Reince Preibus has been rehired to remove. Bannon snarled something...

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10 hours ago
It's the story all over. Meeting or exceeding last year's turnout.

And Republicans think the people will take their side in the shutdown.

Not too bright, are they? https://t.co/GNFQkEdrPy
13 hours ago
I’m sure the turnout will be intimidating and impressive. https://t.co/3l6gFmELSv

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