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Casual reminder that the definition of “perjury trap” is “interview with law enforcement.”

He only considers it a “perjury trap” because he is a habitual liar, and lying under oath is a crime. He literally believes it is somehow unfair to ask him to answer questions honestly. https://t.co/71SOzblkyk
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Honestly, isn't following the news these days mostly a matter of getting updates about Assholes being Assholes?

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1 day ago
I just didn't see this coming. (Slow, deadpan turn towards the camera.) https://t.co/5dhcK8pTyY
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The Hill @thehill
Top GOP lawmaker calls for cutting Medicare and Social Security to reduce deficit after GOP tax cut https://t.co/oTgTsDDCd2 https://t.co/3SzHwijO0o
1 day ago
Casual reminder that the definition of “perjury trap” is “interview with law enforcement.”

He only considers it a “perjury trap” because he is a habitual liar, and lying under oath is a crime. He literally believes it is somehow unfair to ask him to answer questions honestly. https://t.co/71SOzblkyk
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Reuters Politics @ReutersPolitics
EXCLUSIVE: Trump says that speaking to Mueller's investigators in Russia probe could be a perjury trap; declines to say whether he will do an interview with Mueller's team https://t.co/ohTVDxQUfS

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