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Sigh. Decided to burn a cheat meal working down my Panicked Pre-Quarantine Shopping Spree stash before freezer burn sets in. Anyway, the day I finally decided to start following the instructions on the Hungry Man Dinner re: the brownie was a life-changing day.



Anybody got anything confirming this Pennsylvania House coronavirus story?



This is what the GOP is busying itself with during the pandemic. https://t.co/QKP1XJe7nU

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Hard Times & War Crimes: News From Hell

Hard Times & War Crimes: News From Hell

 I was looking over some old blog entries the other day, and it seems almost quaint to have written about comparatively trivial crap like, “wow, Scott Pruitt buys really expensive lotion haw haw haw” now that we’re breaking shit that won’t get fixed in my lifetime,...

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War, Too? Sure, Why Not? or, America Was Fun While it Lasted!

War, Too? Sure, Why Not? or, America Was Fun While it Lasted!

 Ah, there’s nothing like a fresh new year, is there? Change is in the air, hope is ascendant, the possibilities seem limitless...of course we all knew President Crotchrot would find a way to fuck everything up before too long, but could he truly not last three...

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Let’s Make This Don & Rudy’s Last Good Xmas for a Loooooong Time

Let’s Make This Don & Rudy’s Last Good Xmas for a Loooooong Time

 ‘Twas the night before Xmas, the whole world was dreamingOf a glorious day without Trump’s endless screamingThe stockings are filled with crap meant to amuseThis rhyming shit’s too hard, let’s just do the newsWhile you read this blog, know that Hairplug Himmler keeps...

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On Oafs and Oaths, Broken Laws and Broken Jaws

On Oafs and Oaths, Broken Laws and Broken Jaws

 So, I’ve had a super-sexxxy day, watching along as swing-district House Dems announce, one by one, their intention to vote for the articles of impeachment, and I kinda wanna travel back in time to show my teenage self how cool my life is now, but that kid already had...

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Can’t Photoshop Your Way Out of Impeachment, Dotard

Can’t Photoshop Your Way Out of Impeachment, Dotard

 I’ve written Santa more than three dozen letters asking him to please please please just let me wake the fuck up, but at this point I’m once again forced to conclude that this is indeed real life. The good news, I suppose, is that the beer is also real; let’s round...

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The Turds of a Turd, and Other Most Unpleasant News

The Turds of a Turd, and Other Most Unpleasant News

 Well, I was hoping the turkey leftovers had gone bad, and maybe the gravy had fermented to the point where I was hallucinating all this madness, but then I remembered I had Thanksgiving at a friend’s place, so I don’t have any leftovers, meaning all this shit really...

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Somebody Please LIBERATE AMERICA From This Corona-Spreading Clown

Somebody Please LIBERATE AMERICA From This Corona-Spreading Clown

 I ran out of beer so I had to put on pants for a little while today, but otherwise my devolution into a non-civilized primate is coming along quite nicely, thank you. I figure I’ll keep blogging as long as I still have opposable thumbs, so here’s the news: No sooner...

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Another Week in Hell, Another Never-Ending Parade of Buttholes

Another Week in Hell, Another Never-Ending Parade of Buttholes

  So, I have an imaginary friend now. I call her Quarantina and we talk all day and I’m jealous because she lives in a swing state so her vote would count if she were real and no I don’t think my mental health has been affected by weeks of isolation but the news...

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Still No COVID-19, But I Do Have One Nasty Case of the Mondays

Still No COVID-19, But I Do Have One Nasty Case of the Mondays

 Hey there! Congratulations on surviving! Living through another week in an America under siege from both the coronavirus and Donald Trump’s boneheaded, homicidal, mismanagement is like fire-walking across the mouth of an erupting volcano while ogres throw hammers and...

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Sigh. Decided to burn a cheat meal working down my Panicked Pre-Quarantine Shopping Spree stash before freezer burn sets in. Anyway, the day I finally decided to start following the instructions on the Hungry Man Dinner re: the brownie was a life-changing day.



Anybody got anything confirming this Pennsylvania House coronavirus story?



This is what the GOP is busying itself with during the pandemic. https://t.co/QKP1XJe7nU

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