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6 hours ago
Once again, you can see the Republican Party has become a white supremacists hate cult.

Imagine “approving” of stealing children from their parents. https://t.co/Pfs7OxTGFC
10 hours ago
Ah, the political consequences of raw evil. https://t.co/pZDla3rBw5
10 hours ago
I would much rather share my country with families who bring their children here seeking safe haven and a better life than with the soulless bastards who tear children from their parents and lock them in detention centers.

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American Madness Journal

76 Fascists Led the Big Parade!  With 110 Klansmen Close at Hand!

76 Fascists Led the Big Parade! With 110 Klansmen Close at Hand!

Friends, I know the news batters us relentlessly these days, like a tornado in a hammer factory, but things aren't all bad! Why, Senator Angus King has successfully procured the lobster emoji his home state of Maine has long desired! WE'RE GONNA BE ALRIGHT! First of...

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Memo Williams: The Adventure Begins

Memo Williams: The Adventure Begins

I don't know how much more of this shit I can take, Resisters. I ate my therapy peacock three hours ago and now I'm picking my teeth with her last tail feather. "Oh, it can't be that bad, Cap. You're exaggerating, Cap. Let's poke around a bit, it'll calm you down."...

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THE STATE OF THE UNIOM IS THE UNIOM IS FUCKED!

THE STATE OF THE UNIOM IS THE UNIOM IS FUCKED!

Well, looks like Tom Hanks will be playing Mr. Rogers in a forthcoming biopic, and if that isn't the most heartwarming thing I've heard in months, I don't know what is. Cling to that image, of Tom Hanks warmly intoning, "Won't you be my neighbor?" because the rest of...

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Ron Johnson vs. the Secret Society of Voices in His Head

Ron Johnson vs. the Secret Society of Voices in His Head

Well, the Velveeta Vulgarian is out of the country for a bit. Less welcome at home than a wolverine with diarrhea, the President took his Desperate Need For Approval Since Daddy Never Loved Me Tour to Davos, hoping the world's financial elite would finally be...

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Shower Cap’s Shithole Shutdown Shpectacular! (And Shark Show!)

Shower Cap’s Shithole Shutdown Shpectacular! (And Shark Show!)

Hey folks...just hanging around, waiting for the government to shut down, with a snifter full of laudanum and a box of Target wine, thought I'd see if you wanted to give the week's madness a once-over. Let's start with a little good gnus. Team Blue flipped a ruby red...

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On Shitholes, Subpoenas, and Starbursts

On Shitholes, Subpoenas, and Starbursts

With the three-day weekend, surely the madness slowed down, if only a bit, right? No? Fuck. Fine. Sprinkle some bath salts on your Tide Pods, and let's wade through the muck. I have to admit I'm impressed with the legs on ShitholeGate*. We've grown accustomed to...

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Carthage Day for Steve Bannon, and Other Madness

Carthage Day for Steve Bannon, and Other Madness

Hey folks, Shower Cap got hit with the flu, so I've spent most of the time since our last update giving offerings to the Porcelain God. Anyway, it's only been a couple of days, I couldn't have missed much, right? ...never mind. Ok, folks. Strap on your hazmat suit,...

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Dipshit Diplomacy: Donnie Dotard’s Dumbfuck Doctrine

Dipshit Diplomacy: Donnie Dotard’s Dumbfuck Doctrine

Ah, another day trapped in the crappiest fun house ever. The Skee-Ball machine is broken, the mirrors make my hands tiny and my ass huge, and somebody left the clowns in charge. Well, the Marmalade Shartcannon finally backed out of the Iran nuclear deal, TAKE THAT...

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With Defense Attorneys Like Giuliani, Who Needs Prosecutors?

With Defense Attorneys Like Giuliani, Who Needs Prosecutors?

Just when you think shit can't get any crazier, enter Rudy Giuliani. Like you're making soup out of cat food, used toothbrushes, and broken glass, and you decide something's missing so you add a whole bunch of meth. Fuck it, let's get through this before I pass out....

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6 hours ago
Once again, you can see the Republican Party has become a white supremacists hate cult.

Imagine “approving” of stealing children from their parents. https://t.co/Pfs7OxTGFC
10 hours ago
Ah, the political consequences of raw evil. https://t.co/pZDla3rBw5
10 hours ago
I would much rather share my country with families who bring their children here seeking safe haven and a better life than with the soulless bastards who tear children from their parents and lock them in detention centers.

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